Lady falls into some serious shit

Falling woman saved by pile of...



A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.

The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).

"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.

"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.

In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/china_laundry_dc;_ylt=AnZ0q7ljB5LD212DraZVQ0LtiBIF

What a bunch of crap.

*rimshot*

Thank you folks, I'll be here all night.

meh, she's got a waste oo go before she becomes famous for this[/horrific pun]

This thread is the stupidest thing I've ever turd.

Okay, that'shit, no more puns...

WK wrote:

Okay, that'shit, no more puns...

No More Poop Jokes?

*sigh*

No

I mean, what are we going doo doo if we read anymore of 'em?

*facepalm*

boys...

Viridian wrote:

*facepalm*

boys...

Whatever dude, this is so much fun, it's a gas.

Viridian wrote:

*facepalm*

boys...

Actually everyone in my family does this sort of thing...someone mentions a subject, and someone else says something that's a pun off of it in some way or another.

In this case, the humor just happened to be well, you know...

Viridian wrote:

*facepalm*

boys...

I hear ya sister...