Corrupt a Wish Game

Okay, so this is how this game works

I wish I was the Kyuubi

(Next Poster) Wish granted but you were only a toy Kyuubi.

You basically twist the wish, and you can NOT wish something like I wish I was the Real Adutl Kyuubi who was impervious to corrupting and that whooplah.

I wish it would snow

Wish Granted, but the snow was made out of cheap marshmellows.

I wish I had a Cookie

Wish granted, but the cookie crumbled. ( had to go there)

Hmm...I wish I had a slurpee

Wish granted, but the slurpee was turnip flavored

I wish that I was rich

Wish granted, but when you got the wishes, they decied to become washes, and washed you down the river.

I wish i had a flying monkey.

Wish granted, but than it turned into yaoi

I wish that shippuuden would come out faster

Wish Granted, but the series cancelled after two episodes

I wish I was friends with Gaara

Granted.

Unfortunately Temari has an incest complex and kills you in a jealous rage.


I wish Kaworu wore a poncho more often.

wish granted, but than, the poncho turned out to be a random shadow cloth that went up in smokes.

I wish i knew whoKaworu was

Granted. Unfortunately he merges with Lilith after you meet him anc causes the third impact because you weren't in a big purple robot.

*poke poke* hey Q...ya forgot to make a wish

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish

Grante-


TIME PARADOX






I wish for soothing rain and to dream again.

BOOOOM ha ha... both wishes are granted, except when the wish wasnt granted, you went bloosh and disapeared from the earht, and Q, the rain turned into a tornado and than you found yourself in Oz.


I wish I couldnt dream

Granted. You only have nightmares.


I wish Ayreon were touring the US in my hometown at a time/place when/where I could go.

wish granted, but at the last moment, the tour got cancled


I wish that I was rich

Granted.

The mafia kills you for your money.




I wish that this wish would not be corrupted (can't grant that and corrupt it at the same time..nyehehe).

wish granted because your wish was already corrupted so there isnt a need to



I wish that shippuuden would come out faster

Granted. Unfortunately that speeds it too far ahead of the manga and the world is condemned to another year + of fillers at which point every fan on the planet begins making plans to kill you.


I wish that nobody would respond to this post.

wish granted, but since you didnt specify for how long, i responded anyways



I wish that I had another Faygo

TOO BAD! you can't have another Faygo

I wish I could fight a ninja

wish granted, but the nija was weak, and you got assulted by a better nin and got beat up

I wish youtube allowed you do delete comments off of a page