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PostSubject: Official Funny IM Thread   Sat May 12, 2007 11:24 pm

For all those weird-ass conversations people have on instant messenger!


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zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:30:57 PM): So Sean/INVADER GIR is writing a Naruto/Sausake yaoi fic
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:31:08 PM): And I asked him if Naruto used his Sexy Jitsu, would it still be considered Yaoi?
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:32:10 PM): the big question is "If Naruto uses harem no jutsu and has an orgy, does it make him gay, bi, lesbian, transgender, or is it all just masturbation?"
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:32:14 PM): the answer's usually "yes"
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:32:20 PM): What if he gets pregnant?
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:32:25 PM): Or can he get pregnant?
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:32:39 PM): that's a good question
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:32:56 PM): Sexy no Jutsu is really just Henge (transformation)
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:33:05 PM): So he's a glorified dick girl?
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:33:13 PM): so the question is if Henge copies only outward appearances,
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:33:17 PM): or if it changes the body entirely
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:33:32 PM): or rather; changes visible anatomy
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:33:37 PM): I'm sure somewhere this is hentai/lemons that address this
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:34:01 PM): as Ebisu clearly felt it when Naruko (fan-given name for sexy no jutsu naruto) started glomping/humping him
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:35:47 PM): Can Naruto do the Shadow Clone thingie while in his chick form?
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:36:52 PM): that's Harem no Jutsu
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:37:03 PM): when he uses kage-bunshion and Orioke at the same time
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:37:08 PM): thus creating an army of naked girls
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:38:42 PM): So, if these naked girls were to have sex, would that be incest or masturbation?
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:39:10 PM): I don't think it'd be incest
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:39:12 PM): as they're not related
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:39:16 PM): they're all the same
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:39:31 PM): I think we're looking at the first orgy that's gay, bi, and lesbian all at once
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:39:43 PM): with a hint of masturbation
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:39:58 PM): actually, the masturbation depends on clone mentality
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:40:07 PM): if they can think for themselves; then it isn't
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:40:30 PM): if their actions are controlled by the central unit (Naruto) then it IS masturbation..since all he's really doing is using a glorified dildo
Lord Angmar (5/11/2007 10:40:41 PM): ...................I am putting WAY too much thought into this
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:40:43 PM): This is the best conversation ever.
zombiepiratex (5/11/2007 10:41:13 PM): Even better then the "Do voice actresses use their characters voices during sex?"

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PostSubject: Re: Official Funny IM Thread   Sun May 13, 2007 12:46 am

This thread is just screaming for all my quotes that I haven't updated my "Stuff we said" page with. Stephen can attest, it's pretty funny and a HUGE collection of stuff.

crazy hils (12:28:39 AM): i'm jealous
crazy hils (12:28:44 AM): why does he get butt pictures?
Jorocki (12:28:47 AM): lol
Jorocki (12:28:53 AM): u never asked
Jorocki (12:28:56 AM): :-)
Jorocki (12:29:09 AM): eh i probably wont get them unless my friend brings a cam over anyways
crazy hils (12:29:29 AM): can i get pictures?
crazy hils (12:29:36 AM): i want a random assortment of body part pictures
crazy hils (12:29:39 AM): like some hot steamy elbow
crazy hils (12:29:43 AM): you dirty Pentacostal
Jorocki (12:29:44 AM): oooh
Jorocki (12:30:16 AM): i dont know elbows and ankles are sacred as it was back in the good old victorian days before we started flashing our flesh to all peoples
Jorocki (12:30:18 AM): LOL
crazy hils (12:30:38 AM): i can't get elbows but larry can get your ass?
Jorocki (12:30:42 AM): lol
Jorocki (12:31:48 AM): wait if i say you can have my ass will it go up in some quote page?
crazy hils (12:32:21 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
crazy hils (12:32:26 AM): damnit, foiled
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PostSubject: Re: Official Funny IM Thread   Sun May 13, 2007 12:55 am

my friends have the best ideas sometimes:

freshgoesbetter (12:42:03 AM): yo--get a full body self protrait on your back
freshgoesbetter (12:42:06 AM): actual size
crazy hils (12:42:19 AM): and what would be the purpose?
freshgoesbetter (12:42:27 AM): it would be awesome?
freshgoesbetter (12:42:33 AM): your ass would be a giant vagina
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PostSubject: Re: Official Funny IM Thread   Sun May 13, 2007 1:07 am

Jen: my banana loves your banana. Yes it DOES.
me: awh! my banana blushes
Jen: hehehe, my banana blushes cause your banana blushed.
me: and my banana slowly starts peeling off its skin
me: we're having banana sex!
Jen: my banana gets really excited....and his skin strips down like a rocket and begins to ripen.
me: this is getting erotic
Jen: lol...crazy banana sex. BEST kind of sex EVER. Do the eroticism of our bananas bother you?
me: I?ve never had banana sex before
Jen: Oh man, so...my banana would take your bananas virginity? I'm not sure if my banana could handle that.
me: my banana is scared
Jen: awww...my banana coaxes your banana.
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PostSubject: Re: Official Funny IM Thread   Sun May 13, 2007 1:13 am

crazy hils: oompa loompa porn?
freshgoesbetter: yes
crazy hils: that's weird
freshgoesbetter: I'm well aware
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PostSubject: Re: Official Funny IM Thread   Wed May 16, 2007 12:59 am

Adreyes1981 (11:56:07 PM): http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1015640/L/ bingo, that's the plane
crazy hils (11:56:43 PM): VIKING PLANE!
Adreyes1981 (11:56:51 PM): arrrg...
crazy hils (11:57:02 PM): arrg is pirates
Adreyes1981 (11:57:10 PM): er..well..yeah. whatever noise vikings make
Adreyes1981 (11:57:12 PM): maybe...brrr
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